In a stunning and entirely fictional turn of events, Boston Harbor Kings small forward Jason Taylor has been suspended indefinitely from professional basketball after allegedly testing positive for an unidentified anomaly during a routine league screening.
According to fictional league insiders, the test results triggered immediate confusion among officials, with early reports describing the finding as “unprecedented” and “not listed in any existing handbook.” The team has not issued an official statement, and fans have been left speculating wildly across social media.
Sources claim the suspension will remain in place while imaginary experts review the results and determine whether the anomaly violates any rules in this fictional universe. Until then, the Harbor Kings are expected to adjust their lineup as the situation continues to unfold.
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