JUST IN: Few Minutes Ago — Penrith Panthers Star Brian To’o “Suspended” After Testing Positive for Something Unexpected
Penrith, NSW — In a shocking turn of events that has sent social media into a frenzy, Penrith Panthers winger Brian To’o, popularly known as “Bizza,” has reportedly been “suspended indefinitely” after testing positive — not for anything illegal, but for an extreme level of passion, leadership, and community spirit.
Sources close to the club claim officials were left “speechless” after routine assessments revealed Brian To’o had exceeded the league’s unofficial limits for team morale, infectious energy, and fan engagement.
“We’ve never seen numbers like this,” said one unnamed official. “His positivity levels were off the charts. It’s just unfair to the rest of the competition.”
Fans gathered outside Panthers HQ within minutes of the announcement, many wearing To’o jerseys and chanting, “Free Bizza!” Others took to social media, where the hashtag #LetHimPlay began trending worldwide.
The NRL later clarified that no actual suspension exists and confirmed that Brian To’o remains fully eligible to play, adding that the situation was the result of “internet chaos and satire gone wild.”
Brian To’o himself responded with humor, posting online:
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