I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S GOING: In a shocking and completely unexpected turn of events, Geelong Cats star captain Patrick Dangerfield has been indefinitely suspended from all sporting activities after testing positive for…. View more
Sources close to the AFL Integrity Unit confirmed the test results were “off the charts,” with one official stating, “We’ve never seen numbers like this. Frankly, it’s intimidating.”
The suspension reportedly came after routine pre-season testing revealed Dangerfield was still too strong in contests, still winning clearances, and still setting standards that made everyone else look bad. Doctors were allegedly concerned this could lead to “unfair motivation” among younger players.
“I just play the game,” Dangerfield said in a statement, “but if being too competitive is a crime, then I guess I’m guilty.”
Geelong fans reacted with confusion and disbelief, flooding social media with comments such as “Is this legal?” and “Just give him the Brownlow now.” Meanwhile, rival clubs declined to comment, though insiders claim several coaches were quietly relieved.
The AFL has confirmed the suspension will remain in place until further notice, or until Patrick Dangerfield agrees to “calm down a bit and let others have a go.
