𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗡 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗗: 𝗙𝗲𝘄 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗔𝗴𝗼, 𝗚𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱, 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗱 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴……. 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

In a dramatic and entirely fictional turn of events, Geelong Cats veteran captain Patrick Dangerfield has hypothetically stepped down from his leadership role following what sources describe as a “significant internal error” under review.

The club, in this fictional scenario, released a brief statement praising Dangerfield’s decades-long commitment, leadership, and influence on and off the field, while confirming that an internal process was underway.

“This is a moment for reflection and accountability,” said a fictional club spokesperson. “Patrick’s legacy remains unquestioned, and this decision—purely hypothetical—is about upholding the highest standards.”

Fans in this imagined universe reacted with shock across social media, with many calling the situation “unexpected” and “hard to believe,” while others praised the veteran’s willingness to put the club first.

Dangerfield, in this fictional account, is expected to address the media at a later time, with insiders suggesting this may mark a turning point—not an end—in his storied career.