๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐ข๐ง ๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐ซ๐๐จ๐ฃ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐โฆ. ๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐
According to sources close to the situation (who asked to remain anonymous because they do not exist), Trbojevic handed in a single-page letter addressed simply to โWhoeverโs in charge now,โ sparking immediate speculation across social media and sports radio.
โAfter long conversations with my body, my hamstrings, and the recovery room,โ the letter allegedly reads, โI feel it is time to step away from this chapter.โ
Club officials were quick to respond โ or not respond โ depending on which rumor you believe. One unverified report claims the letter was actually a grocery list, while another suggests it was written on the back of a rehab schedule.
Fans gathered outside Brookvale Oval within minutes of the fake news breaking, many holding signs reading โSay It Ainโt So, Turboโ and โOne More Season (Please, Hamstrings)โ. Others remained skeptical, noting that similar headlines have appeared every offseason since forever.
NRL analysts immediately launched into heated debates.
โThis changes everything,โ said one commentator. โOr nothing. Possibly nothing.โ
Meanwhile, Trbojevic himself was spotted later in the day doing light training, smiling, and very much not resigning, further confusing the situation and contradicting the entire premise of this article.
As of press time, the Manly Sea Eagles remain intact, Tom Trbojevic remains captain, and the resignation letter remains entirely fictional.
