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Collingwood captain Darcy Moore has reportedly signed a three-year, $97.5 million deal with the Western Bulldogs, sending shockwaves through the football world and rewriting the record books in this purely fictional scenario.
If real, the deal would instantly make Moore the highest-paid defender in AFL history, with the Bulldogs landing not only an elite intercept backman but one of the gameโs most respected leaders.
A Captain Walks Away (In This Fake Universe)
In this imagined blockbuster, Moore made the call after months of intense behind-the-scenes discussions, choosing a fresh challenge over remaining at Collingwood, where he captained the club with distinction.
Sources (again, fictional ones ๐) claim the Bulldogs sold Moore on a vision of immediate premiership contention, offering him the keys to their defensive structure and the title of club captain from day one.
Why the Bulldogs?
The Bulldogsโ pitch was simple:
- Build the defence around Moore
- Pair him with emerging young talent
- Chase multiple flags across the next three seasons
The staggering $97.5 million price tag reflects both Mooreโs on-field dominance and off-field leadership, with the club believing he could be the final piece of a premiership puzzle.
AFL World Reacts (Hypothetically)
Fans, pundits, and former players would be losing their minds if this were real.
Collingwood supporters would be heartbroken.
Bulldogs fans would be planning statues.
Rival clubs would be asking how the salary cap even allowed it.
Social media? Absolute meltdown.
What This โDealโ Means
In this fictional timeline, Mooreโs move signals a new era of mega-contracts and aggressive list builds, where captains are no longer untouchable and loyalty battles dollars at the negotiating table.
Whether it leads to premiership glory or becomes one of the most talked-about gambles in AFL historyโฆ weโll never know โ because this never actually happened.
