๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ญ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐๐ง๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐๐ค ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐๐๐ข๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ค ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ข ๐จ๐๐๐ข๐๐ข๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ก๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ง ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญโฆ.๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐
According to the entirely fictional statement, Lipinski described the breakup as โamicable, thoughtful, and made with a lot of reflection during the off-season.โ
โThis wasnโt an easy decision,โ Lipinski supposedly wrote. โBut after many long conversations, Chloe and I agreed it was the right time to focus on our individual paths. Iโll always be grateful for her support throughout my career.โ
Fans React: โThis Hurts More Than a One-Point Lossโ
Within minutes of the imaginary announcement, Collingwood fans flooded social media with disbelief.
- โFirst injuries, now this?? What a year,โ one fan joked.
- โHeโs been through enough midfield rotationsโlet the man rest,โ another added.
- One particularly dramatic supporter wrote: โI need Fly to address this at the next press conference.โ
Inside the โReasonโ Behind the Decision
Sources that absolutely do not exist claim the split came down to busy schedules, constant travel, and Lipinskiโs relentless commitment to football preparation, with the midfielder reportedly spending โtoo much time reviewing game footage and not enough time choosing dinner options.โ
Insiders also insist there was no third party involved, just two people โgrowing in different directionsโone toward centre bounces, the other toward a quieter life away from match-day chaos.โ
Whatโs Next for Lipinski?
Despite the fictional heartbreak, Lipinski is said to be fully focused on preseason training, determined to โlet his football do the talkingโ while politely asking fans to respect his privacyโagain, in this totally invented scenario.
As for Chloe Geraerts, the fake report claims she is โdoing well, thriving, and already sick of being asked about AFL midfield structures.โ
