Aston Villa

TOUCH DOWN FEW MINUTE AGO: Aston Villa Midfielder Morgan Rogers “Suspended” After Shocking Test Result In a dramatic development that absolutely did not happen in the real world, Aston Villa midfielder Morgan Rogers has been completely suspended from the imaginary organization known as EPL Sport, following a test result that stunned fans, pundits, and at…

In a completely fictional and dramatic turn of events, Aston Villa captain John McGinn has sent shockwaves through the fanbase after “officially announcing” the end of his relationship with longtime girlfriend Sara Stokes, sparking an explosion of reactions across social media. According to this entirely made-up scenario, the Scotland international released a heartfelt statement late…