Fremantel Dockers

SHOCKING ANNOUNCEMENT: AFL World Rallies Around Shai Bolton and Partner Hasina Baluch The Australian Football League community has been united in support following a deeply personal announcement from AFL midfielder/forward Shai Bolton and his girlfriend, Hasina Baluch, who recently shared news about their private circumstances. In a brief and carefully worded statement released to the…

In a stunning and completely fictional turn of events that definitely did not happen, Fremantle Dockers star midfielder Andrew Brayshaw has allegedly been “banded” from all sporting activities by AFL officials after reportedly testing positive for an unspecified substance known only as “……. ”. According to imaginary sources close to the situation, AFL officials acted…

In a moment that has stunned fans, players, and officials across the Australian Football League, Fremantle Dockers midfielder/forward Murphy Reid has delivered a story that goes far beyond football. Upon officially signing his landmark contract with the Dockers, Reid made a decision that has been described as nothing short of extraordinary. Rather than celebrating his…