Newcastle Knights

In a stunning turn of events that sent social media into meltdown last night, Newcastle Knights superstar Bradman Best confirmed he has officially ended his relationship with long-time girlfriend Kayla Fenech, leaving fans scrambling for answers. The 24-year-old centre, known for his explosive runs and even more explosive fanbase, posted a short but emotional message,…

In an unexpected twist from an alternate universe where the NRL appears to have far too much free time, league officials have reportedly “banned” Newcastle Knights fullback Kalyn Ponga after he allegedly tested positive for… enthusiasm. According to the imaginary NRL Integrity Unit, Ponga’s “dangerously high levels of positivity, high-fiving, and general good vibes” exceeded…

In a stunning twist that has sent shockwaves through the rugby league world, Newcastle Knights fullback and co-captain Kalyn Ponga has reportedly submitted a formal resignation letter—but not to the club, coaching staff, or even the NRL. According to sources close to the situation, Ponga delivered his handwritten letter directly to… the team’s coffee machine….