Seattle Mariners

IT’S OVER: Seattle Mariners Superstar Captain Cal Raleigh Submits Shocking Resignation Letter — Cites Startling Cause SEATTLE, WA — In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves rippling through the baseball world, fictional reports indicate that Seattle Mariners superstar catcher and team captain Cal Raleigh has officially submitted his resignation letter to the…

Cheers erupted through the stands at T-Mobile Park today as former Seattle Mariners ace Félix Hernández, affectionately known to fans as “King Félix,” made a surprise appearance — and an even more surprising announcement. The Mariners organization officially revealed that Hernández has returned to the team, not as a player, but as their new Senior…

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the rugby league world, Brisbane Broncos coach Michael “Madge” Maguire has confirmed that superstar prop Payne Haas will take over as club captain heading into the 2026 NRL season. Speaking at a press conference this morning at Red Hill, Maguire stunned reporters with the announcement, declaring that…

At a surprise press conference early Wednesday morning, Wilson praised Rodríguez’s leadership, energy, and unwavering commitment to the team, calling him “the heartbeat of the clubhouse.” “Julio represents everything we want this organization to stand for — passion, accountability, and an unrelenting drive to win,” said Wilson. “He’s earned the respect of every single player…